Where do I find people to come work on my lame project for free?

The only thing I hate more than Linux-toting Slashdot commenters are people who actually take the time to send idiotic questions in to be answered on Slashdot. Like this one.

If you read this guy's question, he's basically saying. "Hi. I work on this lame project. I don't understand anything about software development, so I told some university that my project is like, totally supported and bugs get fixed, without telling them that there's nobody to actually do that work. I think supply and demand means that if there is a demand for people to do work for free, then there will be a supply of free workers. Because my awesome project is open source, all the developers in the world are going to come and help me work on it for free. Where do I find people to do work that I promised to someone else? And for free? I mean it's open source. This is an important problem."

What the fuck. It's too bad you can't mod-down the original posts on /. instead of just the comments.

I'm going to start an open source project to sleep with this dude's mom. I hope he'll come and help me with it. I mean, it's open source.